Modern Wisdom !

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still  have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women,  they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for  them, they always have    one   around.
5. Although they always have one around  them, they always try their luck with others.

 

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is  financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they  still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive  clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to  wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully,  their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.

6. Although their clothes are always ‘just  an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment  them, when you do, they don’t believe you.


Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A  LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, ‘HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP  APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND  WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD  BLOND.’

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A  $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A  50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF  THINGS.’

  • MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE  TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE  SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A  CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE  TV.

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY  KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS…….

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  1. Reblogged this on Abu's space and commented:

    Wisdom words !

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