Positive points of "SMOKING":
- NO Dog will ever bite a Smoker, as he/she will always be walking with the assistance of a ‘Walking stick’ as the dog will be afraid to get closer..
- NO Thief will ever visit his/her house to rob as he/she will always be ‘COUGHing’ intermittently, during day & night, and so will never be able to sleep but only wakeful..
- HE/SHE will never get OLDER, as he/she will die YOUNG without reaching oldage.
- His/Her hair will never go ‘GREY’ as they will die young…